Mario went from the ice covered reaches of the highest mountain to the depths of the ocean, from the parched desert to inside a volcano, he was shrunk to microscopic size, shot out of a cannon, harassed by a rabbit, smacked in the head by a giant pendulum, attacked by a carnivorous piano, choked on toxic gas, fell into an endless abyss more times than he can count, and even had his hat stolen by a monkey. And for what?
THE PRINCESS PROMISED TO BAKE HIM A CAKE.
Talk about ace.
The cake is a lie.
I’m a million years late to this, but this should be a shirt.
YES. I AM GLAD MY PARENTS AREN’T HOME SO I CAN SCREAM. YES. MARIO IS ACE.